This is Rex
Meet Rex—The Chief Chaos Officer of the Insane Dogs Club!
Hey there! I’m Rex, the mastermind behind the madness, the spark in the insanity, the dog who keeps things interesting! And let’s get one thing straight—I’m absolutely obsessed with anything that has wheels. Scooters, skateboards, roller skates, garbage trucks—if it rolls, I’m ALL in.
I wasn’t always this wild city pup. I started out on a farm in Missouri with my brother, living the country life—until, for reasons unknown to us, our farmer decided to drop us off at a shelter. It was terrifying. But fate had other plans! Wisconsin Border Collie Rescue swooped in, plucked us from the shelter, and placed us in foster homes. That’s when my future really began.
Enter my mom. She was a volunteer for the rescue, saw my picture on the website, and—boom—game over. She knew I was meant to be part of her world. And the rest? Legendary.
So, what do I do now?
Well, I run this operation (don’t tell my sister Isla—she thinks she’s the boss). My job? Keep things as crazy as possible.
Things I’m crazy about:
🚀 My family – My mom, my dad, my sister Isla, and—though I pretend otherwise—my bunny brother Hopps.
🎾 Ball is LIFE. If I could have a full-time ball-throwing assistant, I’d sign the contract yesterday.
🐾 Walks! Not just a stroll—this is a serious mission. I supervise Mom and Isla, ensuring nothing rogue disturbs our peace.
But here’s something cool—I've got a real job, too!
Like my sister, I work at the airport, but my gig is next level. I’m in charge of keeping birds (especially geese) away from the planes. Why? Because birds and jet engines don’t mix. My skills keep everyone—feathered and non-feathered—safe.
Secret dream?
Forget the airport—I want to work on a golf course! Picture it: me, running across those lush greens, making sure no goose dares set foot on my turf. One day, it’ll happen. Stay tuned.
Wild Adventures Await!
In the meantime, follow along for all our adventures—there’s never a dull moment in the Insane Dogs Club. Who knows? Maybe we’ll inspire some wild fun for your crazy pup, too!
